speedos

is it all right to wear speedos? of course it is! its also ok to live in austria, have a name like joseph fritzl and lock your daughter in a dungeon.

it is NEVER ok to wear a speedo.

sorry, one exception, partaking in olympic swimming events (even then it looks ridiculous).

i don't care if youre built like a greek god, if you're on the beach, wear boardshorts. with the amount of insanely hot ass walking around clifton beach, wearing the teeny tiniest of bikini's (i was there today, its off the hook) why would any sane guy voluntarily squash his sausage into an envelope sized piece of fabric? when your testosterone (or whatever chemical controls my brain (read:penis)) starts working overtime, where you gonna hide, at least with boardshorts, you can kind of sit down and casually adjust the "generous" fabric to minimise the chubby.

its not like society is even trying to make life hard for guys, girls, on the other hand, will wear bikinis, cosmo says so and you will look like the chick on the cover in 4 weeks if you stick to the new lettuce diet, lettuce salads, three times a day, hold the lettuce.....