This may or may not have appeared in the travel section of a UK newspaper a few weeks ago.
HOLIDAY IN SUNNY SOUTH AFRICA!
Need a break? Longing for a cultural experience? Bored with your life/wife? Need some extra cash?
For a limited time only, ghetto safaris is offering an all in one travel solution, our package includes:
* Transfers to and from all major airports (subject to availabilty of police vehicles)
* Guided tour of an authentic South African shanty town
* Convenient seperation of your newly life-insured spouse
* Free and readily available media hounds
* Fast and efficient return flights to the UK
* Even faster return, return flights back to South Africa
* Unlimited access to the countries top defense lawyers
* South Africa's crime riddled statistics to ensure a water tight and beliveable alibi
TERMS AND CONDITIONS APPLY
PAYMENT TO GHETTO TOURS ONLY DUE ON SPOUSE'S LIFE INSURANCE PAYOUT
DAMAGE TO SOUTH AFRICAN TOURISM NOT FOR CLIENTS ACCOUNT
PACKAGE MAY OR MAY NOT INCLUDE A STAY (TIME TO BE DETERMINED) IN ONE OF SOUTH AFRICAS FANTASTIC CORRECTIONAL FACILITIES (ALL MEALS INCLUDED)
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